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Mandi & I are always blown away at the generosity of family and friends when it comes to showering Joy & Micah with gifts.

While being extremely grateful, I’ve decided to be proactive and inform everyone about toys we want to make sure don’t make it into our toy repertoire.

For example …

Apparently cryptozoology is bursting onto the toy scene.

Well, just in case anyone is tempted to get Micah the new Big Foot toy from Fisher-Price, I thought we’d better nip that one in the bud.

As you can see from the picture, it comes complete with a footprint that serves as some kind of remote.

I didn’t check to see what the random leaf and ball were about.

One can only imagine.

And I’m very excited to now know that Big Foot has blue eyes.

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Oh, and another version of the Bigfoot toy comes in a handy gift set known as the…

“CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL GIFT SET”

You can’t make this stuff up.  Check it out…

The product description for this lovely gift set reads…

“This Cryptozoological figure set features some famous creatures that most people have heard of, but few have ever seen. Are they real or are they just figments of an active imagination? Each set includes five 1 3/4 to 4 1/2-inch tall, hard vinyl creatures: Chupacabra, Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Mothman and the Loch Ness Monster. Bring them home today!”

(For your enjoyment, I made each cryptid a link.  Just in case you’re interested in to know more about any of them.)

So, if you choose to purchase any and all things related to toys having to do with the word “Cryptozoological” as a gift for either Micah or Joy…

PLEASE, don’t forget to include the receipt.

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